jackblogguy:

lameborghini:

"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh 

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sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

(Source: ihaveremade)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month