stabbing:

so when i was little i hated pictures and my mom took me to the pumpkin patch one time and told me to find a pumpkin and sit on it for a picture and this was the outcome

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televisoin:

eeveez:

why did authors stop naming their chapters i loved it when there was a clever little title for each chapter it was great

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beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich